Aug 19, 2008

Worst First Date #1 - Mr Inappropriate

"The night began with my date slowing down only enough for me to jump into to his car. Without hesitation he announces, 'Hey, I didn't have time to shower, so I bought this,' proceeding to spray air-freshener behind my seat and inevitably all over me. (Lovely, New-Car scent, but I DID shower.)

He takes me to a local spot for some beer and tacos. Almost immediately he begins to burp- CONTINUOUSLY! I'm embarrassed because other customers are starting to notice. After a rather large release he announces, 'Oh, man. Beer gives me gas.'

Apparently that is not all it does; I endured stories of the previous night where his primary objective was to get his boss's daughter drunk and hit on her, how stupid cops are, how he's 'SO in [my pants]' (no way!), insulting questions of 'Am I pregnant?' (If I was, he'd 'take Shorty home STAT') AND, "Am I infertile?!" (sooo not appropriate!)

Insanely, the date continued, where he whisked us off to a not-so-romantic evening viewing of 'Star Wars.' He pouted when we got crappy seats and yelled multiple times at the screen during the movie. I couldn't sink lower in my chair if I tried!

I practically ran from the car as he yelled out the sun roof, 'Call me sometime!'

LESSON ONE: The man in the elevator at the gynecologist's office IS creepy! STAY HOME!"

-Gayle W. in Costa Mesa, CA
(from www.datingwithoutdrama.com)


LOL, I bet you thought THAT was my date! This is the first installment of "Worst Dates" for all my single girl readers. Feel free to comment, if you can relate!

If it were me, I would've called it a night after the beer-burping incident and comments about being so-into my pants. I have to admit, the story is hilarious. Think she called him?

20 comments:

Shelleen said...

OMG what a date. Makes me glad that I am married and not have to do the dating scene again.

Jennifer said...

OMG - I did think it was your date for a minute there!!! And then I thought, There's NO WAY she would have gone to the movies with him after that. NONE.

Chiloe said...

I bet she married him !!! lol I did too thought it was YOUR date ... sorry but you got some strange guys in the past but this one would have been the Number one of the loosers !!! lol

Yes I have a crazy guy story but I didn't marry him ;-) (mine was more the creepy/stalker kind: not good when you used to watch unsolved mysteries !!! lol )

GoldenAngelsWorks said...

OMG I thought that was your date.... LOL

Well I am with you.... the burping and the going to be your pants is when I would have said I am going to the bathroom. Then beg the kitchen staff to let me escape through the kitchen and out the door. I would so walk home.

Karen said...

Geez, I HOPE she didn't call him! Wow! This one almost makes my former fiance look like an angel!!!

KP

Kelly said...

Oh my gawd, I did think to begin with, that you had picked another bad'un Meari lol.

Terry said...

You are soooo funny! I truly thought it was your date from hell. I did wonder why you hadn't kicked him to the curb at the restaurant and laughed when I realized it wasn't you. Good one!!!!!!!

shutterbug said...

I'm dying here! I seriously thought it WAS your date! I was thinking "man, she really finds some losers!" I couldn't imagine why you wouldn't have walked home after dinner! Don't scare us like that! Does it make the guys that keep caling you seem not quite so bad anymore? Lol! The worst thing is, it sounds like a guy my sister dated. :op Yikes!

Coral said...

An almost unbelievable story!!

But it takes every type!

Chris said...

Thanks for sharing that...makes my bad dates seem a little better. And yes, at first, I thought it was your date.

Nancy said...

You had me going for awhile, but then I KNEW you wouldn't have stayed with him past the air freshener......

Bliss said...

I'd have called it quits with the air freshner. LOL

Katie said...

Too Funny. I'm going to give my sweet hubby an extra kiss when he gets home from work tonite.

THE STITCHIN NOOK said...

OMG...you are an absolute hoot!!! Kinda goes right along with my story of the old BF who just can't seem to get a clue!!!!

Hope you are having a great week & thanks so much for the award!!!

Take care & Happy Stitching!

THE STITCHIN NOOK said...

Hi Meari,

I forgot to mention reading your post brought something to mind I had written about some time ago. If you get the chance, check out my blog! And BTW...unlike you, my post was for real & was my own personal experience. Not sure I needed to admit that...but thought it fit your post perfectly!!!

Take care!
Dawn in NC

Carolyn said...

Yes - it's called 101 ways to end a date early!!! That was too funny!
PS -I know you've been nominated numerous times for a blogger award, but I'm doing it again! (Brilliante Blogger), but you probably don't need to go through the whole routine again! I really enjoy your blog and hope this encourages you more (especially the horrible dating moments - too good to miss)

J Rae said...

Reminds me of why I hated dating! Thank God I am married!

Carol R said...

If he didn't stop the car I would have got in so my 'date' would have ended before started! I think
I'll stick with married life.

Lisa said...

Married here, and glad I'm not in the dating world...and yes, I bet she called him, some women are like that...

Barbara said...

OMG!!! Just too funny. I thought it was your date and was shocked that you would put up with that. Sure was happy to find out it wasn't you after all. I'm so glad I'm not into dating. Love being by myself!!!
Barb in TX