You Just Don't See This Every Day

Must've been McNaughty

Looks like UPS wins

Oh, c'mon. I only want to touch one!

Let's start with Spelling!

I bet it was the Fed Ex driver

Made by the school that teaches Arithetic?

Sometimes a name change is the best idea

Take me to the cleaners, baby!

Major dilemma in California

How do you get there from here??

Everything you need
for your 'shotgun' wedding!?

It's a good deal, but...
oh, the college costs!

McLogic gone wrong?

Pork the one you love??

Still Dead, Huh??? Go Figure!

MY Behind! What?!?

'Mass suicides...
Cows going over the edge...
tonight on Channel 3 News'

Good Job!!
(Well, make that "former job.")

Load 'em up with burritos, Mom!

I'm confused!

How am I going to write to you
if I'm ILLITERATE??

Makes sense, doesn't it?!

Must be Wyoming.
Beautiful, lush lawns of dirt...

Make up your mind!!!

How about "Don't drink and make signs"?

And last but not least....

It must have been the FedEx driver.